What better way to prepare for the nation's annual festival of overindulgence than with a funk-rock buffet and DJ dance party? It's pre-emptive calorie burning. Chit Nasty tops the menu with hyperactive originals inspired by Little Richard and Rick James. Dropping off hot sides: Bluesy singer-songwriter Emily Musolino has a voice sweeter than candied yams, while Humon offers jazzy pop-rock. DJ ArmenHammer fills out the plate with a hip-hop dance mix to take your mind off Black Friday stampedes, cold leftovers and awkward family gatherings.