Some crazy shit will go down as shock rocker turned shock comic King Spo-it performs his show "Comedy to Burn." A performer whose biggest claim to fame is doing a guest spot on The Jerry Springer Show, this former veteran of usually obscene, often dangerous shock rock is now doing probably obscene, possibly dangerous stand-up comedy. There will also be other comics on the bill, including geek comic Phil Keeling (aka the Conquistadork), admitted "hobosexual" Rath Nastie and Raleigh's Tyler Meznarich. This will most likely be a very interesting evening. There's also a chance some fucked-up stuff might happen. But, hey, at least there's no cover. The show starts at 9 p.m. — Craig D. Lindsey