You know the route: Take a left after you cross the bridge and cut through the woods. Yup, we're talking Grandma's house
. There'll be pie, turkey, fixins and those surreal holiday sweaters. Did we mention pie? In case G's got the year off though, here's where to get the official rundown of turkey safety tips from the feds: www.fsis.usda.gov/Fact_Sheets/ Lets_Talk_Turkey/index.asp
And, if you're looking for a little more in-depth information on everything from brining to deep-frying, click on the turkey link at www.fsis.usda.gov
From the private sector, there's also the time-honored Butterball Turkey Talk-Line at 1-800-BUTTERBALL.
Ahh, tryptophan . . . (and pie).