People have been cracking "I'll be grateful when they're dead" jokes since at least Teen Idles' 1981 single, "Deadhead" (featuring a pre-Minor Threat Ian MacKaye), but 30 years later, Phil Lesh and Bob Weir are finally getting old. They've been touring heavily with their brilliant-at-least-few-times-a-gig unit, Furthur, for the past several years, but both recently opened their own Bay Area venues at which to hang their respective Birks. How many more cross-country passes can we actually expect from the remains of the Dead? If you fall under the "I'll be ungrateful" banner, you've likely never regretted going to see them anyway. $39.50–$59.50/6:30 p.m. —Jesse Jarnow