Ladies, it's come time we band together and pledge NEVER to become intimate with a Republican male. Succumbing to their passion talk, we orchestrate our own demise, where one choice and one choice alone is our fate. There'll be no condom, no rhythm method, no vasectomy, no premature pullout, no morning-after pill, no abortion, no rape kits, no birth control, and no abstinence ( . . . nor orgasm). If necessary, only forced pregnancy, through legislation and entrapment, will be legally allowed by law. Republican males dictate what you do with your body, girls.
The one choice permitted brings with it baby elephants, many baby elephants. Republican males are called to populate the earth in millions of baby elephants. Should mothers come on desperate times, there'll be no welfare, no food stamps, no social services, nor medical benefits. Instead, we'll be forced to work, our baby elephants to be raised by televisions, and our fatherless families to survive, impoverished, on pauper's wages, minimal-sustenance child support, with higher taxes than their fathers pay.
But, for Republican/capitalist/conservative right-wingers, sex and sales are synonymous. Republican men are driven to populate the earth to increase the consumer base, maximize profit, and double their investments, no matter the human costs. A growing population of Americans means a larger army, and an expendable human protective barrier for the Republican elitists. In other words, to deny Republican men sexual gratification is to weaken economic and military effectiveness, according to the conservative male mind-set.
Instead, a wiser solution, women -- mandated Republican castration. After all, its well deserved. Its easy. Its permanent. Its justified. And, it eliminates gene-pool pollution. What better choice? Sterilize and emasculate the suckers at the same time!
So, ladies, its come time we band together and pledge NEVER to become intimate with a Republican male.
--Carol Green (Please repost now!)
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