Musical theater goes old-school in this revival of the Cole Porter classic, which features a murderer's row of hits including "I Get a Kick Out of You," "It's De-Lovely," "Let's Misbehave" and more. The plot is a marathon of screwball tropes on a cruise ship, complete with disguises, love triangles, gangsters and massive dance numbers ... needless to say, a summary can't do justice to the spectacle. —Zack Smith