JFord, you want to be able to take your family to Applebee's and protect them? Protect them from what? Besides the crappy fat-laden food? If my husband puffed out his chest, strapped one on, and pranced around talking about protecting me, he wouldn't be my husband for long. This whole protect my family thing just sounds like a pathetically lame excuse to strap on your male member extenders. Give me a break.
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