Hey Chris, the only thing in this column worse than your smarmy demeanor was your nonsensical and seemingly random use of the "Thesaurus" button when trying to insult people with actual talent and who also lost their virginity before 25 (obviously unlike yourself, a point of jealousy for you I'm sure). This steaming pile of shit article is a great argument against the first amendment - jealous, smug pricks who use the Counting Crows, Allman Brothers, and John Mayer as comparisons FOR THE SAME BAND should not be allowed to display their utter lack of musical knowledge or literary talent to the general public. I found a more intruiging, insightful article scribbled on the side of a bathroom wall - where, coincidentally, your mother's phone number was available for "a good, toothless time". Here's some free advice, unlike that child pyschologist you were sent to because you were as well liked as Hitler growing up - quit journalism entirely, you're awful and extremely petty and having shit smeared across a computer screen is better than reading your articles..
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